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BEHOLD MY SELENE AU
Wait till he finds out what happened to his damn fourth chaos emerald.
#my art#sonadow#Project Selene AU#sonadow fankid#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#selene the hedgehog#fav#THROWS THIS AND RUNS#HKUEGKUEFGRKUF#SHES FUCKING GREEN#BOOGER CHILD#I can't make shoes to save my life help#lol I'm only giving you guys lil bite sizes pieces of “DA LORE” ;)#SONIC FINALLY GREW THAT CHEST FUR HE WANTED
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Mob Psycho 100 Ideal Casting
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If we are ever cursed by a USA live action adaptation of Mob Psycho, I want Bianca del Rio to be Dimple.
Also, there should be no special effects except to edit out his body, it should all be performed like the stage show Dimple:
#mob psycho 100#mp100 dimple#ekubo#she has the RANGE#just in general i think the role of *floating booger ghost temping a child into starting a cult* needs to be played by a drag queen lol#this is Biden's America after all#Bianca del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen are both my top choices#Bob because she would absolutely nail the physical comedy and i think really lean into the role#Bianca because I think she would really be able to hit the emotional depth of the relationship between Ekubo and mob#she'd do a good job#Youtube
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Look at my little baby! 🥹
#so cute in blush pink#such a cute little booger#makes me feel old#knowing I could have a child his age#OH WELL#connor bedard#chicago blackhawks#nhl
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anyway, since we're talking about nicknames and @colecassiidy is calling him out, in the open where people can see — i need y'all to know that colt's ma ? her nickname for him, was "BOOGER".
#✯ — [ ʰᵒʳˢᵉˢ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ] ⨯ ooc#he was a snotty nosed child with pretty bad seasonal allergies.#started off as booger bear.#eventually simplified to booger.#never saw a problem with it until she accidentally called him that in front of cole.#he hasn't been able to live it down since.#they fight over it daily.
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Hi bitch ive been busy. I forgot to share a sad beats so there and is link thats not bandcamp: https://push.fm/fl/0OKVK8cK and then a link that is bandcamp: https://samzabala.bandcamp.com/track/sarong-banggi my shit aside from sad beats and its just nerdy coding shit: https://samzabala.space/projects/piano/ https://samzabala.space/projects/ghoststoriesdubipsum/ I got interviewed too: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-sam-zabala/ i love you 🙂
#muh song#opm#bicol#ive also been binge rewatching naruto from the og series and shippuden to boruto and i may have lost my mind#ive full circled and kakashi is my husband once again#one of the founding daddies of my girlhood awakening#dear god#gaara is my son u guys#i forgot#how slutty i was for this anime good grief#and i watched neji die again so that was not a good time#i miss kuya neji#sasuke is actually an ugly little child waow payt me#it ok my dude all kids are ugly anyway#how the fuck u let ur boogers dangle your nose like that all day nauseating#also after rewatching sai is not so bad hes top tier now for mee#im gonna shove it up my ass but only partial of tha naruto's ipad kid era part#i hate boruto so much im going to see it through#ok goodnye again#wait i need to pee#Spotify#why is tumblr's ui even shittier now#stop shitting bitch
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My take is that it is just as ok to be cringe as it is to cringe and that the thing we're really wanting to stop is people crossing boundaries.
Like you can look at like a x reader fanfic and be like oh god that is awful and its literally fine to think it's cringe and bad. The thing you shouldn't be doing is going and telling the author that you think its cringe, or like telling them to kill themselves because they made it into a blaze ad. Some things genuinely harm nobody but are still distasteful to a lot of people and recognizing that and treating people with decency because of it is important.
And then of course there are people who go so far into the "cringe culture is dead" idea and start like. Making autism headcanons about minecraft youtubers who are real people. Which no person should have to experience seeing people make autism headcanons about them or ship them with their friends or draw or write porn of them. And there are certain lines that shouldn't be tolerated in fiction either, like writing things that are genuinely racist/sexist/anti-queer/pedophilic etc. and hiding behind the idea that cringe is dead or whatever so people should just be able to do whatever they want without someone saying 'hey that's not cool' creates an echo chamber where these ideas will propagate unchallenged. (before anyone clowns obviously there is a difference between something that tackles and comments on dark topics and things that actively endorse and/or fetishize those topics)
But on the more mundane level it's just like... if someone posts something, anything, there's going to be a chance that'll alienate them from other people in the world, oftentimes for reasons that are no ones fault. That's literally just how the world is. And no one is owed validation of their interests but everyone is owed basic human decency.
Telling people to step back and recognize if something is in the end harmless is good and all but i feel like we should still be able to have like... negative opinions on things and even negative opinions on people dare i say. Yes even for things that are ultimately harmless. It's no reason to be rude to someone but i think its fine to not like things.
I feel like if certain internet circles weren't so adverse to just admitting to not liking a thing or not liking a person there wouldn't be nearly so much internet drama surrounding someone bending backwards to make the thing or person seem problematic because that's the only way you're allowed to not like something. This not to say that people shouldn't face social ramifications for doing or endorsing Actually Bad things, but rather to say that some things aren't inherently morally wrong, they're just... cringe. And there's no reason why someone shouldn't be able to say that.
#example: being a rowling stan in the year 2022. bad#as opposed to: being an adult and hardcore shipping child characters. cringe#does that make sense? am i making sense?#one of these has material impacts and one just gives you an unflattering insight into the psyche of a person#like if someone picked their nose and ate it you could go ew that was gross wtf is with that person#and it shouldnt be an issue of We Need To Stop Discriminating Against Booger Eaters Because Theres Nothing Immoral About It#like yeah ok maybe theyre a good person but regardless i dont want to be around someone who eats their boogers cuz thats gross#and there also shouldn't be like thinkpieces on how eating your boogers kills people by spreading disease so they're bad people#like ok its gross and cringe but it's not Problematique or whatever#as opposed to like. a guy who attends trump rallies or something#they're not the same category and shouldn't be pigeonholed into the same category#idk i just get frustrated with the internet sometimes things aren't as black and white as we might want them to be#and you can completely disagree with someone but still understand that their opinion is as valid as yours
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Selene comes in 4 different flavors hsjshsjsh
Thought I'd show off Selene's chaos powers! Since she's extremely sensitive to whatever chaos drive/or any chaos influenced object she absorbs, her quills change color! [Based off of SA2 Chaos Drives]
I KEEP FORGETING SELENES ARMS ARE BROWN DAMN IT
#my art#sonadow fankid#Project Selene AU#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#why is swim yellow? IDK ASK SEGA#I love my booger child#fav
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Do I think the COD men are good Father?
COD Men Headcanons
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König
König is a girl dad
He loves his girls
But I think he would be a good father
He'd talk more in German than English
König would want his child to learn German more than English because he feels like German will be more useful in the Primary Schools than English, but his child can speak English if they wish
When you were pregnant with with your baby, he went to all the parenting classes with you
König changes the diapers, picks the boogies, takes the spit up from the baby and will wake up in the middle of the night for the baby just so his little wife could get some rest
He does bring his kid to the base every once and a while to show off his kid
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Ghost
✨Girl Dad✨ and you know it
OF COURSE HE’S A GOOD FATHER!!!
He doesn’t want his child to grow up like he did, he’s going to be better than his own father
Simon isn’t Ghost when he’s home, he doesn’t bring that alter-ego into or anywhere in the house
Simon learns to control himself when it comes to cussing
He lets one slip out but he got smacked for it
Watches children shows with his baby. He doesn’t dare to touch the remote to change the channel, the baby could sense when he was going to change the channel
He went to the parenting classes
He takes over doing the diapers, spit-up and waking up in the middle of the night…boogers freak him out
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Price
Who we kidding OF COURSE HE’S A GOOD FATHER!!
He doesn’t care what gender the baby comes out to be he was going to love them no matter what
Has joked he wants around 8-10 kids but of course you won’t let him and your body will probably give out at 2 anyways
Goes to the parenting classes
Does diapers, makes bottles, washes the baby and wakes up in the middle of the night
Price will sometimes not even make it to work on time because he wants to make sure his baby and wife are safe before he leaves
Likes to watch kid cartoons with his child
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Soap
Not gonna lie…he’d be a good father but…you sometimes need to watch your husband more than your baby
He absolutely SCARES the shit out of you, your husband will pick the baby up and launch them into the air but catches them. The laughs are funny but you are scared he’ll miss and they land on the floor
He barely went to the parenting classes (went for 4 weeks and thinks he knows everything)
Does make bottles, diapers, every once and a while wakes up in the middle of the night, no booger picking
He does stop working out a lot and has collectively started to get the dad bod which you do love
He gives his dog tags to his wife just in case something happens he has an extra pair
Goodbye kisses to both of his babies when he leaves for work
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Alejandro
Alejandro good father
Boy and girl dad, doesn't care on gender
Alejandro has this thing on dressing his baby in cute animal onesies, his mom did it to him and his siblings, might as well keep it going with his kid(s)
He works from home a lot now
Watching kid cartoons got on his nerves in the beginning but now he's more into them then the baby
When the baby was born Alejandro jokingly did some 'ice breakers' with his kid, he thought it was funny but you as his wife not so much
He went to the parenting classes
He wakes up in the middle of the night, makes bottles, diaper changes, even makes dinner, and the house shopping
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Gaz
Good father
Does call in to see how his family is doing while he's away
Went to the parenting classes
Does diapers, makes bottles, take turns waking up in the middle of the night and takes the spit-up
No cussing in the household
He got bored of watching the cartoons, but he listens more than watches them
Does the cooking to let you rest
Basically starts picking up your chores so you could rest, like laundry, washing dishes and cooking, he still does his own chores, like cleaning/dusting
Dresses the baby, sometimes will even purposely do matching outfits from time-to-time
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Lights, Camera, Action! - scaramouche x reader smau
summary:
you’re best friends with the famous band of all time, 5WIRL. however, DCKZ are rising to the top which are leaving your friends in the dust. the solution: add a new member, a new face to start some attention! it did cause attention alright, especially for your heart.
pairing: scaramouche x gn!reader
genre: band au, smau, fluff, crack, celebrity x reader, angst
warning: cursing, scandals, false rumors, kys jokes, mistreatment
status: completed!
taglist: closed :(
5WIRL the lovers DCKZ
Prologue: 1 & 2
01: congratulations! (you’re fucked)
02: common venti L
03: todays the day
04: childe has 0 rizz
05: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, SIX
06: let’s do it
07: << egg sandwiches
08: not your wife
09: fake birthday
10: scarapoo
11: sandwich kisses
12: stay mad
13: kaeyas delusional era
14: yn’s love life
15: SCARA!
16: therapist venti
17: the first show
18: bitchy woman
19: cricket cricket
20: just a friend
21: oh
22: strong
23: retweet
24: im glad to have met you
25: the delusions won
26: HE WANT ME
27: yes
28: TEN?????
29: giggling
30: hoe list
31: date night
32: together 4eva
33: bf reveal
34: enough is enough
35: best friends
36: sugar booger
37: marriage arc
38: fucking kids
39: by my side
40: kazurizz
41: oops i did it again
42: suck it up
43: stupid + stupid
44: = scarayn
45: angel from heaven
46: jealousy jealousy
47: boy what
48: fine then
49: feelings suck
50: hopefully
51: I’m Sorry
52: two weeks!?
53: he’s everywhere
54: bitchless era
55: good luck (you need it)
56: the artist named “….”
57: bye boyfie
58: love confessions
59: yn the widow
60: scara the widower
61: NOW NOW NOW
62: TAY
63: PAC-MAN
64: horrible people
65: pussy
66: big fan
67: what about us?
68: ten kids confirmed
69: crashing down
70: sleeping beauty
71: Goodbye Moon
72: new you new me
73: rattled cages
74: Better luck next time
75: Here Goes
76: Therefore, you and me
77: communication is key
78: the art of love
79: last show
80: thoma ache
81: masked singer
82: think about it
83: haters gonna hate
84: mamas boy
85: you hafta
86: it’s over
87: 2 brothers 2 men
88: Yns Mona Lisa
89: star
90: horn dog
91: win or lose
92: fight club
93: warmth
94: This is Life
95: Epilogue
#genshin x reader#genshin scaramouche#genshin impact#genshin x you#genshin fluff#scaramouche#genshin smau#scaramouche x reader#genshin childe#genshin kaeya#genshin diluc#genshin zhongli#genshin venti#genshin xiao#genshin aether#genshin heizou#genshin kaedahara kazuha#genshin kazuha#kaeya alberich#diluc ragnvindr#tartaglia#ajax tartaglia#genshin tartagalia#genshin traveler#scaramouche smau#genshin impact x you#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact scaramouche#genshin 5WIRL#genshin DCKZ
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Forget jealous Paige, how do we think poor KK's dealing with the fact that her father and sister were literally vibing to her song WITHOUT her 😭
Alright unserious unedited chaotic family drabble because I feel like procrastinating. Like I'm not even joking this is the most random thing I've ever written so read at your own discretion:
It's way too early in the morning when Paige's phone rings, making both her and Ice groan.
"KK what the fuck," Paige asks groggily, wiping at bleary eyes as a furious KK's face fills her phone screen.
"You said you didn't have a favorite child. LIAR," KK yells.
"Oh my god KK," Ice whines from across the room, "please shut the fuck up. My head is pounding."
"GOOD! TO MY SONG?" KK pays no attention, still as loud as ever, "HOW COULD YOU? BOTH OF YOU FUCKING TRAITORS."
"Bro you knew we were going," Paige sighs, sitting up properly.
"That's not the point. You know what give me one second. AZZI. AZZI. AZZI," and then KK's off running, blurry on Paige's screen as she yells for Azzi.
"Oh my god what? What?" Azzi's concerned voice comes through the phone, a smile replacing her frown when KK thrusts the phone in her face, "oh, hi P!"
Before a now grinning Paige can reply, KK cuts her off, "no! Don't hi P her. Did you see Ice's live? They been having the time of our lives without us. THEY WERE VIBING TO MY SONG. MY SONG AZZI!"
"Uh they're quite literally there to get drunk and party, we knew this," Azzi says, trying to hide a smile.
"Again not the point," KK sighs exasperatedly.
"What is the point KK," Paige asks with a tired yawn, "get to it then."
"The point is that you two are getting divorced and I'm finding myself a new stepfather. I will not be tolerating this disrespect," KK says firmly.
"Excuse me," Paige says shrilly, "I do not agree to a divorce."
"You don't have to. Mothers do what's best for their children and Azzi's gonna do what's best for me. Right Azzi?" KK glares at Azzi who sighs exasperatedly.
"You're both aware that you're not actually my husband and child right?"
"Excuse you," Paige screeches at the same time as KK gasps dramatically and Azzi has to mentally prevent herself from sighing again.
"Okay alright, divorce yes okay," Azzi gives in, KK squeals and this time Paige is glaring.
"Wow. It's that easy huh? Guess all of those years meant nothing to you."
Azzi shakes her head, trying to hide her smile at Paige's mock offense.
"And now to find a stepfather," KK says triumphantly and then her eyes light up with a glint as a blonde walks in, "KATE!"
Kate looks like a deer caught in the headlight as she walks cautiously towards an over-excited KK and a slightly mortified Azzi, "uhhh hi?"
"I have a very important question for you Kate," KK says with all the seriousness of the world, "are you married?"
"Uh....no?" Kate answers, confused at that line of questioning, as Azzi hides her face in her palms.
"KK what the fuck are you doing?" Paige yells at her phone, suddenly very unamused by this whole thing.
"Ssssh P-boogers, I'm about to perform a wedding."
"Umm what?" poor Kate asks, looking at Azzi for help, not used to the insanity that is the UConn women's team. To be honest, she's not fully sure if all of this is a joke.
"You and Azzi are getting married and then you're going to adopt me," KK says firmly.
"I swear we're normal people....most of the time," Azzi tries to reassure Kate.
"Dearly beloved, or unbeloved since it's Paige and Ice, I guess, we are here today to marry these two women," KK begins and then looks at Azzi and Kate who are standing a feet apart, "uh hello? You have to hold hands."
Paige splutters, "Martin I don't know you that well but if you hold her hand I swear to God."
"Oh calm down ex-father," KK fires back, "let me get my new parents married in peace. Now since there are no objections-"
"I OBJECT," Paige yells, turning to a sleeping Ice who's trying to block out the noise using a pillow, "ICE your mother is getting married to someone else, get the fuck up and come here and object with me."
"Your objections don't count because you're liars and traitors. MY SONG. MY FUCKING SONG."
"Bro you're all I was thinking about I swear," Paige pleads, "after every Bow, I was like oh my god KK would have loved this. I missed you every second I'm sorry."
"Sorry is not good enough," KK says petulantly.
"I got you a signed autograph. It was gonna be a surprise but you need to know. I swear KK, I would have had so much more fun if it was with you bro. It just wasn't the same."
"Oh that makes me feel great. Thanks Paige." Ice mumbles from under the sheets.
"ONE MAD CHILD AT A TIME THANK YOU," Paige says exasperatedly.
KK contemplates Paige's words for a moment before turning to Kate.
"I'm sorry Kate. It looks like this wedding can't go on. It's not you. It's us. Hope you understand," she says with a solemn expression, "but I already have a father and she's great. A little stupid sometimes but great."
Kate nods dumbstruck, unsure what had just happened in the last couple of minutes but she's pretty sure she's just been dismissed.
"FATHER," KK yells turns her face back to her phone, "I missed you. Let's never fight again. That was the worst 10 minutes of my life."
"SON SON," Paige shouts with glee, "let's never do that again."
Azzi pinches the bridge of her nose, wondering how she'd let this become her life.
"If the two of you are done, can I go back to rehab now?" she asks with a raised eyebrow.
Paige narrows her eyes at Azzi through the phone, "were you about to get married to someone else?"
Oh boy here we go again
#paige bueckers#azzi fudd#kk arnold#ice brady#kate martin#this is literally the most unserious thing ever like idek what was going through my brain#inspired by all the unseriousness from the weekend i gues#wcbb
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free drawing time this morning. kid gifted me a portrait of herself but sick
[ID: a cut-out child’s drawing of a crying face covered in red spots with boogers coming out her nose.]
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Who would you think would most likely to baby trap their barling in Obey me? Take your top four pick and why?
The tactic of baby-trapping is a hefty one. One that pales in comparison to these devils' powers and connection to you with their pacts. In the devil dom, they already have an advantage over you anyway so this is more of a psychological thing. Whether it's to satisfy his psyche or to control yours these are my top picks…
Mammon
He is the avatar of greed
who better than he to own you in a way that actually manifests a child
“Better off sticking with me! You’ll need my help to raise the coolest little copy of me!”
Its honestly probably an accident
But as long as he gets to keep you by his side so be it
At first, he’s just not fully aware of the responsibilities that come with having a baby
And boy is he winded
He can’t run out because you and Lucifer are willing to chain him down to help
So he’ll suffer the long nights and the wailing as you both just get used to raising an infant
But once he gets past the dread he’s elated
Not only does the love of his life stay by his side forever but he has a cute kid to prove it
He won’t tell you that though
“Hah?! Love ‘em? I tolerate the little booger at best! Hey! Don’t hold him like that, you’ve got to be gentle!”
A doting father to the max
and even being more attentive if not more obsessive with you
“I bet you thought the great Mammon would leave you to rot! Fear not I only left to get takeout…and diapers.”
“Mammon!”
“...and the heads of those demons that were talkin’ bad about ya…”
“Mammon!”
“What?! It was on the way!”
Asmodeus
Oddly enough he does it because of self-esteem
Whether it's yours or his it's up to you
If it's yours he’s just tired of you looking down on yourself
And using it as an excuse not to be with him
Well if you're so certain you're not the most gorgeous human in existence then why are you pregnant with the child of the most beautiful devil in devil dom
If it's not your self esteem it's his
Your divine.
He knows it you know it
And so does everyone else
He’s not afraid of you beating him
He’s afraid of the crowd that follows
“Wow (Y/n)-chan your so popular…they seem to like you an awful lot...”
He’s never felt so insecure about himself before
How will the world know your his
…better than with a product of your bond
“Wow! Aren’t they the cutest?! They’ve got my looks!”
Youtuber kid all the way
Your child is more likely to be on more magazine covers than their father himself
Which makes it harder to escape if that was ever an option in the first place
But that doesn’t mean he still doesn’t feel the need to pick off your most avid fans
Especially the fans and theorists that notice your worried gaze and the possessive hold on your hip
“Oya you really captured their emotions that way! Too bad we can’t have you ruining their Winter debutant. Don’t be too sad! You are having the most beautiful demon be the one to end your worthless ugly life.”
Barbatos
Even with your summoner status, he’s a tough demon to beat
The power of time and teleportation are on his side
Which can make for a maddening punishment if you try to escape him
“Oh, so you insist on running, then? Fine but I’m not privy to keep doing this with you.”
Its also just easier to keep your mind on him this way
Since you're so insistent on trying to run he might as well make it impossible for you to do so
Emotionally at first
This doubles as his claim to ownership and a way to halt you from running ever again
As a butler to the king, everything he has is to serve his master
Even you are allowed to be in his possession its because his master lets him or doesn’t know
But a child
His and your child
That's something he can fully own
It works with your mind as well
Leaving you to either make the heartless decision to abandon your child
or to stay and have no choice but to grapple with this constant piece of him
That is if he lets it get that bad
Again with time as a tool, he can make it so everything he says and does makes perfect sense
“Let’s have a baby, my love. It’d be death all over again if you won’t indulge me.”
“Oh Barbs, I was thinking just the same!”
Diavolo
Has to be given the idea
It's not going to be his first thought
“Won’t that be cool! Then we could be together all the time! Just the three of us!”
Whether its Barbatos or you scoffing at his behavior something gives him the bright idea
Like most things, he’ll be upfront
He doesn’t really need to stake his claim
He’s the prince of devil dom
The very clothes on your back say you belong irrevocably to him
it's more like he believes it’ll make your relationship better
You’ll be more willing to have fun not run if your child demands it
Right?
“Wow! Good job you managed to get them all in perfect order!”
“Good job!? They killed half the staff for a demented dominoes game!”
“...”
“That's a bad thing!”
“R-right! That's a bad thing just like your mother says!”
#yandere obey me x reader#yandere obey me#yandere mammon#yandere babytrap#yandere asmodeus#yandere diavolo#yandere barbatos#yandere obey me: one master to rule them all#yandere x reader#lovelyyandereaddictionpoint#yandere mammon x reader#yandere asmo#yandere asmodeus x reader#yandere barbatos x reader#yandere diavolo x reader#yandere x you#yanderexrea#yandere#yanderes#yandere harem
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One of my fave things about the Bob Burger show is how dynamic they write the children. In most shows, kids are just written to be small adults with a rare "remember this character is a child" line once a season or smn (e.g. Stewie Griffin is adult coded 90% of the time with a Baby Joke on the rare occasion). Whereas the Burger show CONSISTENTLY writes kids as KIDS. Flaws and all.
This scene just happened and it got me thinking.
Tina & Louise were having a ~moment~
Gene: hey Rudy shall we have a moment like that?
RS Rudy: sure I could go for a moment
Gene: pull my finger
Rudy: you got it, buddy :)
Whilst this particular example is mild, Bob's Burgers consistently writes kids as naive and juvenile (not to be conflated with "innocent", we are not touching on Purity Culture in this post), as well as being the only show with the titanium balls to write kids as gross.
Kids are gross, kids are fkn disgusting lmao. They're sticky and gunky and explorative and curious. But most universally, kids are GROSS.
I've seen a lot of the (admittedly Reddit side) fandom give backlash about the recurring fart/booger/etc. mentions in the show because they find them gross. But that's just it, kids ARE gross. Kids find fart/toilet humour hysterical, as well as booger or bodily fluid jokes.
The fact that the writing team consistently write nuanced, niche, yet very Real Life behaviours and mannerisms for the kids both individually and collectively shows they maintain a level of attention to detail that most other popular family cartoons seem to fall short on.
Does seem like Bouchard's rule of "Integrity comes before any Bit" has been loyally upheld by the writing team across the board, transferred onto characters of all ages to produce dynamic, age-appropriate behaviours, and will continue to give the Burger show the edge of depth that has propelled it into being one of the most beloved comfort shows of the 2010s.
#bobs burgers#bob's burgers#burger analysis#bob belcher#louise belcher#linda belcher#gene belcher#tina belcher#regular sized rudy#loren bouchard#adult animation#adult cartoons
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Would you rather...?
Pairing: Cassian x Reader.
Summary: Trying a new game at game night raises some questions about feelings between friends.
A/N: hehe. First time writing for Cass. Sorry in advance for the mistakes this one's not edited. Here's the part 2.
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Game nights with inner circle are always fun. We've had this tradition of holding a game night every month and everyone had to attent it. No excuses.
After the war, it had taken time for everyone to loosen up, given the stress of the aftermath of war and of a certain archeron sister thats causing too much of a troube. We push aside all of it for just one night and just have the fun and refreshment we most definitely deserve.
But after a while the games get boring...
"I am not playing charades," Feyre begins and turns to Cassian. "or cards," She looks at Mor. "And definitely not Truth and Drink, again."
"Yes, please. It's boring now." Rhys adds.
Cassian eyes flickering between all of us and looks actually offened when he sees we all agree. "Oh come on, we play them every time!"
"Exactly." Amren rolls her eyes. Azriel silently nodding.
"But- it's a tradition. We always play cards at least once." He looks at Mor, his eyes silently begging her for help. But when she too shrugs, his jaw drops and he looks truly hurt. He pouts and crosses his arms in front of his chest, huffing like a child who just got his toy taken by his parents. My lips tug up at his adorable face.
Deciding to interfere, I sit up and say,"How bout we play a new game?". This gets me everyone's attention.
"What kind of game?" Rhys speaks everyone's questions.
"I don't know, um...," I search for a different kind of game. My eyes snapped to Feyre,"Do you remember that time we talked about your human life and you said there was a game that you and your sister's would play when you were little?" Her brows twist in confusion. "Mor was there too. Remember something like 'this or that' I think."
"Oh I remember! 'Would you rather?'" Mor exclaims. Feyre nods in understanding.
"Let's play that." I smile to everyone.
"How?"
"It's really easy. All you have to do is place two situations in front of somebody. Any two situations and the person has to choose one from those." Mor answers Rhys.
"What if the person doesn't choose from the choices given?" Cassians eyes show interest.
"Not allowed. They have to. It's a mandatory rule of the game." Feyre replies.
"Alright but what kind of situations are we talking about?" Cassian raises an eyebrow and everyone's suspicion grows at Mor's smirk.
And there begin, probably the most disgusting and interesting game they're played yet.
"Would you rather always have bad gas or always have really dry mouth?"
"Dry month." Feryre winces at the thought of having to former.
"Would you rather wear a constantly changing outfit or a constantly changing hairstyle?"
"Clothes. My hair are too good to be changed." Rhys smirks.
"Would you rather be reincarnated as a sea Animal or a land Animal?"
"Sea. At least there'll be quietness there." Azriel glances at Cassian to which cass tries to flick his head, fails and earns a flick to his head instead, earning laughs from everyone.
"Would you rather date your best friend or someone you don't know?"
Cassians question comes out of nowhere and I have to think about it a bit. Ignoring everyone's stare, I look into cassian's eyes and answer,"best friend." A moment passes and no one speaks. Something flashes in his eyes but is gone before I could register what is was and he averts his eyes.
"Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?"
"Smaked by a fish." Mor gags at the latter choice.
"Would you rather wear illyrian leathers for the rest of your life or wear a pink frock for the rest of your life?"
"The pink frock! Are you kidding me? The leathers get too hot." Everyone laughs at the image of cassian in a pink cute dress, they imagine.
"Would you rather have a huge booger hanging out of your nose for the rest of your life or a pimple on your forehead for the rest of your life?"
"Oh gods. A pimple. Definitely." Feyre throws her head back, laughing at her mates answer.
"Would you rather have you tounge pierced or tattooed?"
"Why should any of those things be on tounge?" Azriel winces but decides peirceing doesnt sound as bad as a tattoo on a tounge.
"Would you rather be born without knees or without elbows?"
"Oh elbows. Because how else will I be able to walk over my enemies ashes?" Mor gives a smug expression.
"Cassian," Mor has that evil glint in her eyes, she has when she's about to do something devilish. "Would you rather kiss Y/N or Nesta?" She smirks.
"Oh I am not answering that." Cassian scoffs. "Nono, nono. You have to, remember, it's mandatory. Right feyre?" Mor's smile widens when Feyre nods.
Everything silences. I expect everyone to get awkward but am shocked to see how they all look at cass, awaiting his answer.
I meet his eyes, scared and a little excited. I swallow when he clears his throat, obviously trying to enlonger his time.
"Oh would you look at that. Its been so long since we've been playing." He suddenly stands up. "I'm soooo tired." He fake yawns. "Well I'm gonna go to sleep. Got early morning training tomorrow." He starts towards the door as Mor yells out,"What no! You haven't answered yet!" But her words mean nothing as he is already out the door before anyone stops him.
After a moment of silence from his sudden disappearance everyone starts agreeing to the fact that it is quite late. I have to admit, we have been playing this all night. I didn't realise where time went.
Although I am a bit sad about not getting the answer to the last question, I don't let it show on my face as I wish everyone Goodnight and go to my own room. Laying on my bed I think that cassian will definitely choose Nesta if given the chance.
But maybe, just maybe, there is a chance that he chooses me given how he was looking at me earlier.
I guess we'll never know.
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PAC 18+ 👐🏾A Little Love Letter from your Soulmate & Twin Flame ~ Pick a Pile.
❤️A channeled Message from your future partners. Take what resonates and what doesn't. You can pick more than one pile.
Our time doesn't stop. I just wanna know how you feel about me. You wanna know how I feel about you? I dream about you all the time. I feel that our souls are already married. Can you feel it? I get this shocked feeling when I hold your hand in my dreams. I know your face. Remember that. In our past life, we were hunted down. I don't know why I said that but I guess it was meant to be said. I am your person whether or not you believe it. When you sing in the middle of the night, I can hear you. I love that curve body you got. I will be watching you over from the stars. I have incarnated myself to meet you. Can you believe that now? My sweet love ❤️, Do you remember me? You told me that you remember. How can you forget? You and I are the same. Our soul is the same. I don't like labels. Or you might like labels. You probably consider me a rebel but I’m not I just don't like labels. You and I share the same soul. You know that right? I feel that you run away from me because you're scared. No need to be. I got you. I won't let you fall. Of course, you dream about other dudes, and you think that they are husbands but they are not. I am your fucking husband. You piss me off when you don't believe it. You think I can't hear you, but I do. That shit hurts my feelings when you do. Sometimes I distance myself away from you because you push me away. Not me… You! I raise my voice at you, but I tried to call you, but you didn't answer me. Ugh, shit sucks. We are telepathically connected can you feel that? I know this may scare you but I know your name. I know your name seriously. But I am not going to say it. Look at that 3:33. I like it when you dress up so beautifully. Thank you so much, for taking care of yourself. I am glad you are eating. I feel that we should talk more about our life together. Our future life. I have a good feeling that our love lives here will be perfect. I know you see me as a baby daddy. I know I got kids but at the end of the day. My kids are taken care of. You shouldn't be worrying about our kids. That's right I said it my kids are your kids too. We are a family together. From another life before us, you tried to escape with me. But we were caught, I have dreams about our life before. It was just bad. But the good part is I was with you. No matter if I were send-off to war at that time. See! Our clock is going clockwise. Sing to me, my love. Do you dream about our life too? You are such a brilliant person. When I was a young child I manifest you, I remembered watching fairytale movies with my sibling dreaming that is us on the television. I am your beast and you are my beauty. My heart has been cold 🎿 Can you warm 🔅 it up? I love it when you rough me up in your dreams. My dominance-Matrix. Sorry, I tried to be sexy with my words. Obviously, that didn't work. I am such a geek 🤓. Hey, do you watch Revenge of the Nerds? Booger is my favorite character the way he burps is fucking awesome. Haha 😂. We got something in common. Your dreams are my dreams. I am coming to you. Can I cuddle next to you? I wanna touch your soft skin. That makes me feel so happy. I know you are an aggressive woman. But I don't care! Call me bad names, and tied me down if you have. Unleash the monster out of you. 😉😜. Are you ready for your kiss with me? I wrote you this love letter for you. I know you might not wanna hear this I wanna talk to you. Your other father from your past life is saying sorry for locking you up in that castle. My darling, I want you to be okay. I love you very much. He comes to me in my dreams sometimes. But anyway, please don't be mad at me. I am your husband. I miss your voice, and I miss everything about you. I have a breeding kink. So you are going to carry my kids. That's a guarantee.
Hey, chocolate drip 💧 how are you? I'm sorry 💔 that I wasn't ready. I know I send you the wrong message in your dream. Just know that I love every minute of it. Hanging out with you, and hearing your voice. It sounded sexy to me. That shit turns me on. Woah, do you know how sexy you are? You wake up sexy. I've been feeling drained lately. My energy has been drained. I have my good days and I have my bad days. You're my soulmate. I know you don't like labels but I like it. I've been emotional, and I just wanna cry 😭. I wake up thinking about you. I just needed someone to talk to. I still feel alone. I feel that nobody gets me. I tried to put a smile on my face. I feel that someone is after me, I don't know if it bad way or a good way. Look it's 10:10. I'm glad I'm talking to you. You're my new beginning. My fresh start. I know I wasn't ready. I got scared 😱. I was frightened to meet you. I know I let my fear get in the way between us but not this time. I know this sounds fucking weird but I am glad you are being patient with me💞. I am glad you are not running away from me. I can't believe I daydream about you all the time. What would you be like? What kind of future you and I will have? What our babies would look like? I have so many questions to ask you, my dear. See, when I talk to you, I don't think about my problems ⚠️ like that. Your energy, light, and your whole aura just make me happy. I feel all giggling now. Hahaha 🥹😂. I just wanted to talk to you. So how did you sleep? Did you dream about me? I dreamt about you. You are my divine counterpart. I can hear your sweet voice in my head saying my feelings matter. I haven't been okay. Sorry for bringing the mood down. Who am I to tell you to wait on me? Of course, I want you to go out there and fucking date people. You get it. I didn't say to date someone I said people in general. I don't care if I sound possessive or clingy. But I am clingy to you. Everything on your body is mine. It's like you mindfuck me. In a good way. I am not telling you to wait, but I'm hoping 🙏🏾 that you wait. I am truly praying that you wait. Anyways, good morning to you. Or should I say Grand Rising🔅? I pray 🙏🏾 for you all the time. You know that right every single day I pray for you. I hope you can hear my prayers🙏🏾. Anyways, I love you. I wanna tell you my life story. I mean you know some of it because of what I told the world about and the media. But I still feel shut down. I've been doing a lot of self-work on myself. Like literally been doing shadow work. I have been recognizing a lot of my bullshit, people's fakeness, and my trauma.
Oooh, Hii! Baby. I feel so excited talking to you. It's like you are my energy drink. It's been an honor talking to you. I hope you are having a good day. I remember when I was young I used to draw little hearts ❤️ because I thought about my future wife as a child. So now I'm all grown up. How do you feel about us? How do you feel hearing this story? I have been manifesting you for a very long time. I never thought you exist but you do. Sometimes my friends laugh at me. But do I pay any of those bitches no mind? Hell, the fuck no. They think I'm delusional and you don't exist. You only exist in my head. Hear how that shit sounds. Fucking dumb right? Anyways. Yesterday!! 🤗💯 I hugged you, did you feel it? Our Love is like Disney movies 🎬 but ten times better than any other Disney movies. I've been healing myself. We are going to have a successful life. I love that we are going to be successful. Our connection is fate and we are each other’s destiny. So allow me to introduce myself.
I have a little message to tell you. I just wanna say that I have a huge crush on you. Do You know why I say that? Is because I had a dream about you. I finally saw who you are. Your face is gorgeous. You have the most beautiful face in the world🌸. Can I give you a rose 🌹? I wrote you this letter because I want you to remember that you are something special to me. You are very special. The way how I feel about you. I want you right now. Everything about you brights up my world. I wish that I was right there next to you. Good morning to you. You gave me so much hope. You are such a positive and great human being. You are so caring for the world👐🏾. Baby 👶🏾, are you pregnant? Not yet huh ❔ well you will be soon. I have a breeding kink. I love getting you pregnant. So the way you care for children, makes me feel that you should have kids of your own. I'm glad you are waiting patiently. I love you so much. You are my love. ❤️❤️🌹Will you take my rose? As an honor of my appreciation to you. I appreciate you.
We are each other's perfect match. We are each other's equal. You belong with me forever. See! I said it because you are my favorite person in the world to me. How are you feeling today? Is everything okay, I hope that it is. Because if it isn't, please let me know. I'll put a spell on these fools who are hurting you. I'm not kidding around. I do magic ✨. So again if anyone is bothering you. Just wink 😉 at me. I'll get the message. But anyway enough of that negativity. I hope you are waking up doing yoga. Meditating and just relaxing your mind. I do yoga sometimes. I always meditate because meditation helped me. I was in your shoes before. I was in a dark place but now I realize that I can't fucking seat around and just wait for the universe help me grow. I told myself I want to grow. So I made it my mission to change my life around. Now I feel better. That doesn't mean I don't have bad days but I'm good 🌟. So again, my love I want you to focus on yourself, their problem isn't your problem. Whoever got the drama, don't fucking get involved. That shit pissed me off. So you better begin a new change in your life baby. Anyways that's my message to you. Grow baby, Grow! Not for me, your family, or your friends but for yourself. Have better self-control. Whenever you feel down, angry or sad, or just not in the mood. Go ahead and talk to me🥲. I always talk to you. Listen to my message.
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Pet names they use
a/n: ill publish a fic soon i promise (dont be surprised if its scara) masterlist
c/w: maybee ooc?? idk, not proof read btw!
scaramouche
do you actually think this man would use pet names
he’d either use your nickname or would just use your name
or just anything mean
he calls you idiot, im convinced
dont be surprised if he suddenly calls you peasant one day /hj
xiao
also doesn't use pet names
but i feel like if he finds out you like a certain pet name he’d use it
but if you don't he’d just use your name or your nickname(if you don’t have one he’s making one for you)
kaeya
darling, princess, love, anything tbh
he does use the pet names like darling or love more
if there's a certain pet name you like he’d use it
he doesn't really like using your name or your nickname, doesn't like hearing you use his name either, he’d like it if you use a pet name for him
albedo
darling or love.
PERIOD.
but he usually puts your name before it
its basically like “y/n, love” or “y/n, darling”
unlike kaeya, because kaeya just goes darling or love without having your name before the pet name
childe
i feel like he’d use babe a lot
100% uses those weird pet names to tease you
by weird pet names i mean the “pookie wookie sugar booger bear, my sweet wittle baby waby, my oreo mcflurry and fries”
sorry, got too carried away
but he uses babe a lot
only uses the weird pet names on text
kaveh
pookie
/srs
doesnt matter if you hate it or not
he uses pookie
or those weird pet names
diluc
dearest, love, darling
or anything similar to that
he’s similar to albedo, he puts your name before the pet name
“y/n, dearest” “y/n, love” “y/n, darling”
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